Charmed - Episode 704

On a search to find witches who have been disappearing, Paige encounters Captain Black Jack Cutting (guest-star Harve Presnell), an infamous 18th century pirate who is searching for the Fountain of Youth to reverse a curse that causes him to age but never die. When the pirate transfers the curse to Paige, Phoebe and Piper must break into a museum to steal the golden chalice, which makes the Fountain of Youth come to life. Meanwhile, Leslie manipulates the outcome of a "Win a Date with Phoebe" contest so that he and Phoebe can go out; Leo continues to fight the voice of the creature that caused him to kill an Elder; and the sisters' secret is compromised when the mysterious Federal Agent Brody (guest-star Kerr Smith), comes to town to investigate them.

Paige: "Do I look like a ma'am to you?"
Piper: "Well good morning sunshine."

Piper: "A kid with manners? Alert the authorities!"

Paige: "I am far too young to be old!"

Paige: "You're gonna go deaf first. Remember, you're the older sister."
Piper: "Yeah, I love you too."

Piper: "Oh, just you know...pirates."
Phoebe: "Pirates? You mean like hot Johnny Depp pirates?"
Piper: "Yeah...probably not."

Paige: "Sorry I don't speak pirate, matey."

Phoebe: "Yo ho hello!"
Piper: "Did you just call me a ho?"

Leo: "You'll think I'm crazy."
Piper: "I already think you're crazy."