Charmed - Episode 714

When Paige (Rose McGowan) attempts to hire a new professor for Magic School, she learns that one of the candidates, Drake (guest star Billy Zane), is an ex-demon who made a deal with a demonic Sorcerer (guest star Sebastian Roche') to become human. In an attempt to convince the sisters of his good intentions, Drake transforms himself into Robin Hood to help them see that life is not so bad. However, the Sorcerer vying for Drake's powers casts a spell on him causing Drake to believe he really is Robin Hood. Convinced that Phoebe (Alyssa Milano) is "Maid Marion" and the corrupt owner of the phone company is the evil "Prince John," Drake takes him hostage, causing a media frenzy. Meanwhile, Piper (Holly Marie Combs) can't enjoy Valentine's Day knowing that Leo's (Brian Krause) fate is in the hands of the Elders.

(Phoebe and Drake draw in for a kiss. The love music is heard in the background until screeching to a stop)
Piper: "Get your paws, off of her!"
(Phoebe and Drake spin around backing away to find Paige with Piper.)
Drake: "So much for romance."
Phoebe: "Piper! Ha ha! We were just having fun. You know... fun."
Piper: "With the demon? Phoebe, how many times have I told you not to play dress-up with the demons?"

Drake: "I thought you had lots of experience with demons who were human. You married one didn't you?"
Phoebe: "Yes and how did you know that?"
Drake: "Gossip."

Drake (describing the sisters): "Paige needs to trust her instinct and believe in herself again. Phoebe, you need to remember what it feels like to do good, to love. And you honey (turning to Piper)You're just plain mean."
Piper: "Ha, ha! You'd better watch it."