Prison Break - Episode 118

Lincoln (about L.J.): He gets tried as an adult, he may as well sit in my lap in the chair.

Michael: I made you something. It’s an ashtray.
Sara: Um, I don’t smoke.
Michael: Yeah, I know, but they only let us make these and jewelry. And I didn’t figure you for the macaroni necklace type.

C-Note: Look, we are gonna have to find another way to get that money, ok?
T-Bag: Well, I reckon that ain’t too much of a problem for our friend here to rummage up. Ain’t that so, D.B.?
Westmoreland: A, I’m not D.B. Cooper. And B, there’s no visitation today, which means that none of us can get any money from the outside world.
T-Bag: I guess that only leaves us with one real option. The kitchen game.
C-Note: Gambling? That’s your solution?
T-Bag: Son, trust me. When I play cards, it ain’t gamlin’. There’s maybe 5 people in this country that can do what I do with a deck of cards.
Westmoreland: So, why are you just bringing this up now?
T-Bag: 'Cause if Jesus, over there, catches you sleeving ace sin the kitchen game, well, let's say there are lots of knives handy. Of course, you need fifty bucks just for the sit-in, and since we don't have any money, I'd say we're in a catch doubley-deuce.

Geary: This is a railroad. I didn't do nothing! Don't look at me like I'm some con. You're as crooked as scoliosis.
Bellick: I don't get caught.

Geary: Guy with a six ERA signs for four mil a year. Sucks at his job, he still gets a raise.
Bellick: You suck at your job. You should ask Pope for a raise.
Geary:Very funny.