Charmed - Episode 615 - I Dream Of Phoebe

Phoebe (Alyssa Milano) frees a genie, Jinny (guest star Saba Homayoon), from a bottle, only to find that she has been tricked into becoming the genie herself. Anxious to put Leo (Brian Krause) and Piper (Holly Marie Combs) back together so he can be conceived, Chris (Drew Fuller) uses Phoebe to make his wish come true, but she takes his instructions too literally. Feeling that he is losing Paige, Richard (guest star Balthazar Getty) steals the bottle so he can wish Paige (Rose McGowan) back into his life.

Piper: You look ridiculous.
Phoebe: I feel ridiculous.

Piper: Do I need to call Chris to shut you up?
Phoebe: You wouldn't!
Piper: Try me.

Phoebe: I've been calling for you all week Didn't you hear me?
Chris: The first couple of days ya, then I put you on mute.
Phoebe: You can put me on mute?
Chris: Ya.

Paige: Don't you need to go help major Nelson?
(Piper laughs and Phoebe gives her a look)
Piper: What? It's kinda funny!

Chris: They're not waking up. How come they're not waking up?
Phoebe: Would you relax?!
Chris: Relax? I'm sorry, did you say relax? Because I'm about to disappear, vanish forever, cease to exist.
Phoebe: Oh my God. You are so dramatic!